i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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