Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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