is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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