but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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