do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
