I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i barfeds in our rink
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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