She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Randomize