lets start a swedish sibling band together
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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