You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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