Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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