Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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