If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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