she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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