so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Randomize
