what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Randomize
