Don't you send me to vm
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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