'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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