I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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