Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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