Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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