Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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