Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
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