wanna go halves on a baby?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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