id be glad to
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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