fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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