And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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