Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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