Don't you send me to vm
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
should my penis look like a turkey
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
What a dumb baby whore.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
