im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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