don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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