Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I have fence marks all over my body
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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