he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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