My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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