His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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