think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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