Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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