I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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