Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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