and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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