oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The adults are the big ones right?
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