3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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