so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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