my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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