It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I had to cum in my sink.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
