Well apparently he's into motor boating.
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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