There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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