and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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