Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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