he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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