cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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