During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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