why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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