Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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