I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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